Watson-the-Pooh meets S-H-doubleERR-lock, the world's only consulting detective
- Sherlock: Hellooo! I'm Sherlock!
- John: Ohh, you scared me...
- Sherlock: Well, sure I did. Everyone's scared of Sherlocks! Uh, who are you?
- John: I'm John.
- Sherlock: Oh John... What's a John?
- John: You're sitting on one.
- Sherlock: I am? Oh well, glad to meet ya. Name's Sherlock, S-H-doubleERR-lock. That spells Sherlock.
- John: But what is a Sherlock?
- Sherlock: Ooohoohoo, well he asked for it!
- Theeee.... wonderful thing about Sherlocks,
- Is Sherlocks are wonderful things!
- Their tops are made out of smartness.
- Their bottoms are made out of chins.
- They're witty, crafty, brainy, sexy.
- So bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED!
- But the most wonderful thing about Sherlocks is that I'm the only one!
- IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm the only one!
